Hi Scuba, tell us a bit about yourself.

I’m 8 years old and was born in Pedang Bai, Bali. I don’t know who my mum was, as I was abandoned just after being born. These humans found me shivering in a small warung and took me home and took care of me.

What do you do when the others are out diving?

Man I’ve got a lot of responsibilities. I need to run a constant border check to make sure there are no intruders. Cats, cows, lizards, geckos, It’s a non stop job! Plus, I have a lot of personal grooming to do. Shiny coat, trimming my nail. It’s tough to look this good all the time. I notice the ginger cat from the end of the road has started coming into the garden again… I’ll have scare him when he’s not looking.

What is best part of your job?

Definitely the butt licking… oh, and thrill of finding a fresh lump of cow doodie and rolling in it!

Favourite food?

Chicken… or fish… no, definitely chicken… but fish is good too… can I have both?